
Caveat Emptor Specials
Via the Seller: “Keep trade alive.” Welcome to the marketplace of powers, bargains, gambles, strange conveniences, and decisions that may or may not feel wise about six minutes later.
Market Spotlight
The Seller’s Domain
Caveat Emptor is where ambition, panic, greed, ingenuity, and questionable judgment all shake hands and exchange Gold Pieces.
Here, powers may be bought, fortunes wagered, rules bent, and classroom destiny nudged just slightly off the rails.
Every item is sold as-is. Every purchase is final. Every complaint is almost certainly very moving and entirely ignored.
Store Powers and Specials














Special Risks and Store Law
All sales are final — no take-backs, no refunds, no exceptions.
We reserve the right to refuse service to Delrona and her followers. You know what you did.
The Seller is not responsible for curses, side effects, or unexpected transformations resulting from your purchase.
All items are sold as-is. If your potion turns you into a toad, hop along to the complaints department.
Restocking is a mystical process — check back often for new wares.
If the price seems too high, remember: knowledge is free, but power always comes at a cost.
Coming Soon!
Future Wares
Do you have an idea for a power that’s missing from the store? Is there something that could enhance gameplay or add a fun twist?
Share your suggestion with your teacher. Who knows .... the Seller might just stock your item in the future.
Which is merchant language for: “Bring me profitable ideas and I’ll consider it.”
Fine Print of Caveat Emptor
All sales are final....no take-backs, no refunds, no exceptions. Even magic can’t undo a bad deal.
We reserve the right to refuse service to Delrona and her followers. You know what you did.
Gold Pieces gladly accepted! Bartering? Only if you’ve got something truly enchanted.
The Seller is not responsible for curses, side effects, or unexpected transformations resulting from your purchase.
All items are sold as-is. If your potion turns you into a toad, well… hop on over to the complaints department.
Restocking is a mystical process...check back often for new wares!
If the price seems too high, consider this: knowledge is free, but power always comes at a cost.